Student own paper

Aakhir kab tak students par zulm hota rahega..?

Ab hamin aese papers chahiyin..
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Total marks 50
Choose the correct answer
1.tere mast mast_____nain
(5.2.3)
2.____badnam hoi darling tere liye
(munni,kaki,bachi)
3.maa ka ladla____gaya
(sudhar,bigir,ujar)
4.aj____jora paa saddi farmaish te
(kaala,laal,peela)
5._____ki jawani
(shafila,sheela, anila)
New pattern fwd to all students and teachers. ;-
Hmara khawb parha lekha punjab.

Mathemtician become producer

if mathematicians become film producers, movie titles wil be..

*Kabhi Limit Kabhi Continuity :-P

*Mein Quadratic Equation Ki Deewani Hoon ;-(

*Calculus Wale Vector Le Jayenge B-)

*Ham Solution Nikaal Chukey Sanam;-)

*Hamara Differential Aap Ke Paas Hai;-(

*I Hate Logarithm Stories:-P

*Ajab Algebra Ki Ghazab Kahani :->

*Once Upon a Time in Trignometry:-D

*3 Variables ;-)

*My Name Is Integration and I Am Not a Derivative%-)

Masroof admi...

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1 young Dr. nay clinic khola.
Thori dair baad aik aadmi aaya
Dr. ne apne aap ko busy show krnay k liye phone ka receiver uthaya or appointment denay k andaaz main bolnay laga.
Farigh honay k baad aadmi say: G sir?
Aadmi:- PTCL say aaya hoon phone activate krne k liye!:-):-

Sardar ky gaon may nadi

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya
builder ne kaha: boht acha hogaya
Sardar: han ji, pehle dhoop may ter k nadi paar krte thy, ab chhaon me karenge.

Pathan is greater than newton...

Pathan is greater than Newton:

Newton: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down??
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Pathan: there is nobody in the air to catch it.

11 batein

"11" baatein
"11" baaton ko khatam kr deti hain

1.Shirk
Emaan ko

2.Tauba
Gunah ko

3.Dukh
Zindagi ko

4.Ghussa
Aqal ko

5.Sadqa
Musibat ko

6.Chugli
Dosti ko

7.Namaz
Be-Hayai ko

8.Neki
Badi ko

9.Jhoot
Rizq ko

10.Zulm
Insaaf ko

Or

11.Takabur
Aamal ko

Achi baat phelana sadqa jaria hy.

Aqal Bari Ya Bheins

1 Pathan Se kisi Ne Pucha: Aqal Bari Ya Bheins.?
Pathan thori Dair Sochnay k Baad:
Hum ko Pagal Mat Samjho,
Pehlay 2no ka Date Of Birth Batao....8-)

do u really think you're normal...?

You're a normal person if you;
1- have a facebook account.
2- have a mobile phone.
4- you're wasting time reading this.
5- u didnt notice that there is no number 3.
7- u went to check if number 3 is there.
8- where is number 6?
9- u r now smiling. =]
10- where is number 1?
11- lol, u went to check number 1
12- do u really think you're normal...?

Wife: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon... .

Wife: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon...
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Husband : Arey!!!!

Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...??:D

Power of Mathematics

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws
but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all
reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all
forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came said





Let’s Suppose that the Box is Open. . !

EK Buzurg Se Kisi Ne Poocha! Aap Hamesha Zameen Pe Q Beth'te Hain?

EK Buzurg Se Kisi Ne Poocha! Aap Hamesha Zameen Pe Q Beth'te Hain?

Buzurg Ne Bohat Khoobsurat Jawab Diya:
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"BETA. . .

tenu ki takleef ae?"

BECHARA MARD?

BECHARA MARD?

Agr aurat pr hath uthaye to Zalim,

Aurat se Pit jaye to Buzdil,

Aurat ko kisi ke 7 dekh ker larai kre to Jelous,

Chup rahe to Be-gairat,

Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara,

Ghar me rahe to Nakara,

Bachon ko dante to sangdil,

Na dante to Laparwah,

Aurat ko naukri se roke to Shakki Mizaj,

Na rokey to biwi ki kamai khanewala,

Maa ki mane to Maa ka Chamcha,

Biwi ki sune to Joru ka Gulam

Na Jane Kab Aayga,

"HAPPY MEN'S DAY".              

Dedicated to all my Dearest Friends

At the Age of 4
We Start Study With Tears
&
At the Age of 25
We Finish Study With Tears.
1st Tears were Due to Fear of New Place
&
2nd Tears were Due to Missing Dears.:
WORLD FRIENDS WEEK:
They love U
but they r not Ur
loverz,
They care for U
but they r not from Ur family,
They r ready to share Ur pain but they r not in Ur blood relations,
Just They r
Friends.!
A True friend
Cares like a Mom.!
Teases like
a Sister.!
Irritates like a Brother.!
Send to Ur special friends who mean a lot to U even Me
It's WORLD
FRIENDS Week.!
Dedicated to all my Dearest Friends.

3 impossiblities

3 impossiblities
-ap apne bal nahi count kr skty
-ap apni eyes nhi dho skty
-zuban bhr ho to ap sans nahi ly skty
Andar kar lay kutta lag rha hai:ha ha ha

Good morning

____*G*_____
*O*_____*O*
____*D*_____
____*M*_____
*O*_____*R*
____*N*_____
*I*______*N*
____*G*_____
"ASALAM-O-ALAIKUM"

Pakistani...:P

1 Japani ne Pakistan me TAXI hire ki.
Raste se jate huwe Toyota guzri.
Japani bola:
Toyota Made in Japan
Very Fast.
Phir Honda guzri
Japani bola:
Honda Made in Japan
Very Fast.
Phir Prado guzri:
Japani bola:
Prado Made in Japan
Very Fast.
Taxi Driver ko bohot ghussa aya
Jab Japani Taxi se utarne laga
to Kiraya pucha:
Taxi Drivr:
Rs'4,000.
Japani:
What.?
Why so much Money.?
Driver:
Taxi Meter Made in Pakistan
Very Very Fast.:-)

Mood Fresh :-)

Roz 1 Apple No Doctor
Roz 5 Badaam
No Cancer
Roz 1 Lemon
No Fat
Roz 1 Cup Milk
No Bone Problems
Roz 3 Ltr Pani
Skin saaf
Roz Mera Sms
Mood Fresh :-)

GAGGAR KHURD...!!!

BREAKING NEWS:

18 din k bad Pakistan ki mashoor-o-maroof hasti janab. '' < Your name > "

Hr sal ki tarah is sal b namaz-e-Eid apne abahi gaon "GAGGAR" main hi adaa karenge

Namaz k bad Khas-o-aam Logon se Eid b milen gy

Aur eidi b taqseem karey gaye

Camera man Raja Pravize Ashraf k sath

Asif ALi Zardari

GEO News

"GAGGAR KHURD"

Janu Janu...!!!

Why Pakistan in crises?

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Bcz

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5% boys r busy in study

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3% in job

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Only 2% r playing hockey, chess, tennis, cricket

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The other 90% r busy in playing Janu Janu.

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G Janu,

Bolo Janu,

Nraz na ho Janu,

Plz bolo na Janu,

Ajao na Janu,

Man jao na janu,

Mai marjaon ga Janu,

Janu Janu

Janu Janu ;-) :-D

Teri Yaad Mein Baith Kar Kia Ajab Likh Raha Hoon

Teri Yaad Mein Baith Kar Kia Ajab Likh Raha Hoon
Tery Hussan-o-Jamal Pe Ek Manzil Likh Raha Hoon

Ye Zulfain Jesy Sawan Ki Ghata Hain
Teri Zulfon Ko Main Chandani Raat Likh Raha Hoon

Chaand Se Chehry Par Sitaron Jesi Chamakti Aankhein
Tery Til Ko Hussan Ka Pehry Daar Likh Raha Hoon

Rukhsaar Hain Tery Jaisy Gulaab Bikhry Hain
Tery Honton Ko Kali Bahaar Likh Raha Hoon

Ye Muskurana Aur Muskura Kar Dekhna Tera
Kamaan Se Nikla Hua Teer Be-Awaz Likh Raha Hoon

Tu Bol Uthey To Har Lafz Se Khushboo Aye
Teri Har Baat Ko Sanad-e-Dildaar Likh Raha Hoon

Tery Hussan Ki Kia Tareef Karoon Main Bayan?
Tujhe Tohfa-e-Qudrat Ka La Jawab Likh Raha Hoon

Laakhon Hain Magar Humsa Nahi Zamany Mein Talabgaar
Tujhe Apna Bananey Ki Dua Khuda Se Bar Bar Likh Raha Hoon