Bachpan ka zamana

Yaad hai Mujko Tre bachpn ka zmana

Ptli ptli tangon pr Latka hua pjama

Wo behtay hue Nak ko zuban se Hatana

or Bathroom me beth kr awaz lgana

"Ammi ............BS .........todo ..hahahahahahaha

Kaminay tu mazdoor hai na?

Larki (Sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?

Larka: Pyar ka Rishta 2 insano m

Wohi hota hai jo Cement or Rait k darmiyan Pani ka hota hai

Farz karo
larka=Cement
Larki=Rait
love=Pani

Ab agar Cement or Rait ko Apas main mila diya jaye to Wo Strong Nahi honge

lekin

Agar in main Pani mix kar diya jaye to Koi in ko Juda nahi kar sakta



Larki (Hans k):
Kamine tu mazdoor hai na? ;) :D

Dimagh phat jaye ga

Jahan ki khilvat me zulzul nhi ayega
.
Gham-e-tohin se qabal nhi ayega
.
Malul ki Ibarat hai ye qurfa "WASI"
.
Dimagh phat jayega par ye msg smajh nhi ayega..:-P

Sardar ky gaon may nadi

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya
builder ne kaha: boht acha hogaya
Sardar: han ji, pehle dhoop may ter k nadi paar krte thy, ab chhaon me karenge.

Pathan is greater than newton...

Pathan is greater than Newton:

Newton: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down??
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Pathan: there is nobody in the air to catch it.

Abba unh chala aari

"Real story"

"Kya pyar krna itna bara gunah hy

1 Larka or Larki
ek dusre se boht pyar krte they.

Larki k bap ko pta chal gya
wo guse pe qabu na rakh ska
or Lrki ko utha k le aya or Larki se kha"
Tujhe Mn Aaj wo sza dunga k
Ishq krne walon k Liye Nishan-E-Ibrat hoga

Osne Larki ko zamen pr Lita k bjli se chlne wali aari uski gardan k pas kr k abi chlai hi thi k
Achank



LIGHT chali gai
Or
Larki ne nara lgaya
G.O Zardari.

The sweetest Reaction of friend

The sweetest Reaction of a Best Friend After a Fight.....
1st friend:Why r u Sending Me Blank msgs??
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2nd friend:Because I am not Talking to You...!!

Zindagi do din ki hai

Zindgi 2din ki hy

1Din Tmhre HAQ me
1Din Tmhre khilaf

Js Din Tmhre HAQ m ho us Din Ghror mat krna

or jb Tmhre khilaf ho us Din sabr kr lena.

do u really think you're normal...?

You're a normal person if you;
1- have a facebook account.
2- have a mobile phone.
4- you're wasting time reading this.
5- u didnt notice that there is no number 3.
7- u went to check if number 3 is there.
8- where is number 6?
9- u r now smiling. =]
10- where is number 1?
11- lol, u went to check number 1
12- do u really think you're normal...?

Power of Mathematics

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws
but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all
reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all
forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came said





Let’s Suppose that the Box is Open. . !

EK Buzurg Se Kisi Ne Poocha! Aap Hamesha Zameen Pe Q Beth'te Hain?

EK Buzurg Se Kisi Ne Poocha! Aap Hamesha Zameen Pe Q Beth'te Hain?

Buzurg Ne Bohat Khoobsurat Jawab Diya:
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"BETA. . .

tenu ki takleef ae?"

3 impossiblities

3 impossiblities
-ap apne bal nahi count kr skty
-ap apni eyes nhi dho skty
-zuban bhr ho to ap sans nahi ly skty
Andar kar lay kutta lag rha hai:ha ha ha

How to Kill an Ant?

Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole
After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

Ansoo Anmol Hotey Hain

An English Philosopher says,,
1 Aansoo, Blood k 30 Drop k Equal Hai....
Agar Koi Aap K Liye Rota Hai,,
Its means, Wo Aap K Liye Marr Raha Hai.....
Wo Apni Jaan Donate Kar Raha Hai.....
Its Great Sacrifice......!!
So, Respect, Care and Love those, and Understand their Cute Emotions.....
Because, " Aansoo Anmol Hotey Hain "