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PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi...

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi

Quotes for life

"four Simply Concepts in Life"
Live Simply,,,Live Generously,,Care Deeply,,,Speak Kindly

I love PAKISTAN

I love PAKISTAN

P= parven
A= asmia
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= shabnam
T= tahreem
A= aalia
N= nida

i love PAKISTAN
Happy Independence Day....

Hum zinda quom hein,
Payenda quom hein,
Hum sab Ki hai pehchan,
Hum sab ka pakistan,

Hum sab ka pakistan,

Allah ki raza se hai,
Chand aik sitara aik,
Hai qalma bhi wahid,
Parcham bhi hamara aik,
Hum yak Dil Yak jan,
Hum yak Dil Yak jan,

Hum zinda quom hein,
Payenda quom hein,
Hum sab Ki hai pehchan,
Hum sab ka pakistan,
Hum sab ka pakistan,

Happy Independence Day....

Shab e Qadar

Hadith ka mafhoom hai Shab -E- Qadar ko Ramzan ky akhri ashray ky taaq raton mein talash Karo.....

Candle light sehri Candle light Aftari

Cäñdlé light sehri,

Cäñdlé light aftäri,
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Wapda r in romantic mood now a dayz...!!!

Pathan 5 star hotal me raha.

1 Pathan 1st time 5 star hotal main raat thehra,
subha waiter se poocha:
yaha washroom nhi hai?

Waiter ne washroom ka darwaza khol k dikhaya k, ye jo hai?

Pathan:
Is main
bathrom ki jaga kaha hai?

Waiter ne kamod ki taraf ishara kia k ye hai.....

Pathan:
O khudaya is main to hum ne raat ko aam bhigo kar rakhe thay thande
hone k liye.... :D

Student own paper

Aakhir kab tak students par zulm hota rahega..?

Ab hamin aese papers chahiyin..
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Total marks 50
Choose the correct answer
1.tere mast mast_____nain
(5.2.3)
2.____badnam hoi darling tere liye
(munni,kaki,bachi)
3.maa ka ladla____gaya
(sudhar,bigir,ujar)
4.aj____jora paa saddi farmaish te
(kaala,laal,peela)
5._____ki jawani
(shafila,sheela, anila)
New pattern fwd to all students and teachers. ;-
Hmara khawb parha lekha punjab.

Bachpan ka zamana

Yaad hai Mujko Tre bachpn ka zmana

Ptli ptli tangon pr Latka hua pjama

Wo behtay hue Nak ko zuban se Hatana

or Bathroom me beth kr awaz lgana

"Ammi ............BS .........todo ..hahahahahahaha

God love

One day a man asked God what's the difference between Ur love and my love?

God said :
A bird in the sky is my love
and
A bird in the cage is ur love.

Pathan ka pyar

Pathan apne hath pe blade se LARKI ka naam likh raha tha k Achank ZOR ZOR se rone laga

Dost:
Payar karta hai to rota q hai?
Pathan:
Spelling galat ho Gaye... :-D;-)

Mathemtician become producer

if mathematicians become film producers, movie titles wil be..

*Kabhi Limit Kabhi Continuity :-P

*Mein Quadratic Equation Ki Deewani Hoon ;-(

*Calculus Wale Vector Le Jayenge B-)

*Ham Solution Nikaal Chukey Sanam;-)

*Hamara Differential Aap Ke Paas Hai;-(

*I Hate Logarithm Stories:-P

*Ajab Algebra Ki Ghazab Kahani :->

*Once Upon a Time in Trignometry:-D

*3 Variables ;-)

*My Name Is Integration and I Am Not a Derivative%-)

Masroof admi...

1 young Dr. nay clinic khola.
Thori dair baad aik aadmi aaya
Dr. ne apne aap ko busy show krnay k liye phone ka receiver uthaya or appointment denay k andaaz main bolnay laga.
Farigh honay k baad aadmi say: G sir?
Aadmi:- PTCL say aaya hoon phone activate krne k liye!:-):-

Kaminay tu mazdoor hai na?

Larki (Sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?

Larka: Pyar ka Rishta 2 insano m

Wohi hota hai jo Cement or Rait k darmiyan Pani ka hota hai

Farz karo
larka=Cement
Larki=Rait
love=Pani

Ab agar Cement or Rait ko Apas main mila diya jaye to Wo Strong Nahi honge

lekin

Agar in main Pani mix kar diya jaye to Koi in ko Juda nahi kar sakta

Larki (Hans k):
Kamine tu mazdoor hai na? ;) :D

Driving of ladies :D

Doctor To injured paitent:
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tumko road se dur chalna chahiye tha!
Patient:
Konsi road? Main to park mein leta hoa tha.

Ajeeb khawab dekha hai...

)('',)____///_
!"""""""""""""!

Ajeeb khawab dekha hai

Mufti Munib keh rahe thay ke is sal Eid nahi ho gi

Q K Zardari ne Chand beich dia hy:)

Chance of success

"Only struggle provides you the chance of success, but Addition of Faith in ALLAH Rab-ul-izzat Converts this chance into Guarantee.

Dimagh phat jaye ga

Jahan ki khilvat me zulzul nhi ayega
.
Gham-e-tohin se qabal nhi ayega
.
Malul ki Ibarat hai ye qurfa "WASI"
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Dimagh phat jayega par ye msg smajh nhi ayega..:-P

Sardar ky gaon may nadi

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya
builder ne kaha: boht acha hogaya
Sardar: han ji, pehle dhoop may ter k nadi paar krte thy, ab chhaon me karenge.

Feel the depth of sentence

Feel the depth of this sentence:

"Allah does not like the Hardness of Tongue and Heart..

That is why
Allah made them Boneless.....

4 cheezen ap ko khatam karti hein

HAZRAT MOHAMMAD S.A.W.W says:
4chezin apko preshan or Bemar krti hain
1:ziada Baten krna
2:ziada sona
3:ziada khana
4:ziada logo sy mail-jol

4chezein apko khatam krti hain
1:tension
2:Gham
3:Bhook
4:Late sona

HAZRAT MOHAMMAD S.A.W.W ny irshad frmaya:
Jab AZAN di jaye to har kam chor do.
Yaha tk k QURAN parhna b.
jo shakhs AZAN k drmian bat krta hy to mot k waqt usy KALMA naseb na ho ga.
ye msg kisi1 ko lazmi krna,
Q k achi Bat btana b SADQA hy
G0od m0rning....!

It is for genious person

Its is for genious persons:
change the position of words hint of each word is given.

you can solve this if you have mind :):
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fsanaha (city)
airblz (country)
ammos(profession)
olwbe(body parts)
aiglcr(vegetable)
ntprhae(animal)
srpage(fruit)
rnsglwite(sports)
iahlcasr(celebriy)
iybclec(vehicle)

Possessiveness is the outcome of true

"Possessiveness is the outcome of true love and anger is the outcome of real care...
so accept both when it comes from ur true ones!":)

Never show one sided affection

Never Show One-Sided Affection and Care To Anyone In This Deceptive World.

Bcoz

Its Human Tendency To Underestimate Anything Given Free Of Cost...:-)

Pathan is greater than newton...

Pathan is greater than Newton:

Newton: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down??
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Pathan: there is nobody in the air to catch it.

Comitment for ramzan

Good morning
SIMPLE and SMALL Commitments for Ramzan

1. Think before speaking - to avoid lie

2. Don't see movies or tv shows for time passing - Read sentence wise Translation of Holy Quran

3. Don't waste Dua time by opening TV before Iftaar - It's time for acceptance of Dua. Plz remember me.

4. Avoid anger cum conflict with people - remember you are fasting

May Allah enable us to reap RAMZAN benefits! Aameen!

How to complete quran in ramzan

How To complete the QURAN in Ramzan:
The Qur'an has 600 pages approx.. If you divide it on 30 days,that's 20 pages a day.You see,that's difficult to do right?But,if you divide it on the 5 prayers a day, it gets easier:
*If you read 4 pages after every salah in ramadan,then you wud complete the Qur'an.
*If you want to complete the Qur'an twice, you read 4 pages before and after every salah.
Imagine if you forward this message,how many people will benefit and complete the Qur'an.And it gets even better, because you would get the reward for them finding it easier to complete. InShaaAllah.

Beautiful advic

"Beautiful Advices"
by Hazrat Ali (a.s).

"Mazaaq Zaroor Karo Magar Etna Yad Rakho k
Mazaaq Karne or Mazaaq Urane mein Farq Hota Hai."

"Roothne Wale ko Itna nai Rothna Chahiye k Manane wala Khud Hi Rooth Jaye."
"Logon ko itni jaldi maaf kar dia kro jatni jaldi tum Allah se maafi ki umeed rakhty ho,"
"Kisi ki Khamoshi ko Takabbur na Samjho Ho Sakta Hai K wo Khud Apni Zaat Se Jang Karne mai Masroof Ho.
think..........

Ho gaye jawan bachy..

Ho gaye Jawan bachy

Boorrhi ho rahi hai MAA

Be chiragh ankhoon me

Khwab bo rahi hai MAA

Roti apne Hisy ki de k apne
Bachon ko.
Sabr ki Rida orrhy Bhuki so rahi hai MAA.
Saans ki Mareeza hai

Pihr b Thandy pani se

Kitni sakht Sardi me kapry dho rhi hy MAA.
Gair ki shkayet pr phir kisi shrart pr.
Maar kr mujhe khud hi ro rahi hy MAA.

Hisab khtab ka maheena :P

Ye Hisab Kitab ka mahina hy Agr mere mou se nikli koi bat buri lagi ho to,

Apny mou pr zor se thappr mar lo Qk dost ki bat ka bura manty ho sharm nai aati.

Zaroori batein...

Zrur prhna PLZ )

Ay insan
1_Raat K ANDHERE Se Drte Ho QABAR Se Q Nhi

2_JANNAT Me Jana Chahte Ho MASJID Me Q Nhi"

3_Rishwat Dete Ho
GHAREEB Ko Khana Q Nhi"

4_Dunia Ki Kitabain Perhte Ho QURAN
Q Nhi"

5_Gane Gate Ho
DAROOD Pak Prhte Q Nhi"

6_Dunyavi imtihan k liye sari rat jagty ho aakhrat k imtihan me pas hone k liye Q nahi?

FAZ00L SmS Roz Behjte Ho
Y SmS Q Nhi?..

Salam ya hussain

16 ghanty ka roza.. Gharun me pankhy, cooler or ac ki saholtyn.. 4,4 bar uth k nahana.. Phr b piyas ki shidat he k nidhal kiye hoye he..
Me sochta hun k kahan wo 72 ghanty ki bhook or piyas.. Tapta hoa sehraa! Ghareb ul watni.. Bey sir o samni.. 6 mah k bachy se la k 90 sal k bhoorhey tk k logun ka sath..

Or log pochty hen k Zikr e Karbla pa mery ansu thamty Q nai....?

Ummt ky lye...

BEST SMS IN MY LIFE. Zaror parna.

AAP S.A.W.W K pyare bete IBRAHEM ki wafat per AAP S.A.W.W bohat ghamgeen thay

BIBI AYESHA R.A ne AAP S.A.W.W se arz kiya k ALLAH Pak ne hr Nabi ko ye darja ata kiya hai k wo apni zindagi me koi 1dua mang sakte hain jo foran qabool ki jayegi

to AAP apne bete ki dobara zindagi ki dua q nahi mang lete

ALLAH Pak qabool karne wala hai.

AAP S.A.W.W ne farmaya k wo dua maine akhrat me apni ummat k liye sanbhaal rakhi hai.

SUBHANALLAH.

Mje nai lagta k is se acha sms ap k mobile me ho is liye,
Send to all Muslims.

Ummt ky lye...

Abba unh chala aari

"Real story"

"Kya pyar krna itna bara gunah hy

1 Larka or Larki
ek dusre se boht pyar krte they.

Larki k bap ko pta chal gya
wo guse pe qabu na rakh ska
or Lrki ko utha k le aya or Larki se kha"
Tujhe Mn Aaj wo sza dunga k
Ishq krne walon k Liye Nishan-E-Ibrat hoga

Osne Larki ko zamen pr Lita k bjli se chlne wali aari uski gardan k pas kr k abi chlai hi thi k
Achank

LIGHT chali gai
Or
Larki ne nara lgaya
G.O Zardari.

The sweetest Reaction of friend

The sweetest Reaction of a Best Friend After a Fight.....
1st friend:Why r u Sending Me Blank msgs??
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2nd friend:Because I am not Talking to You...!!

The best helping hands

The Best Helping Hands are at the End Of Your own Arms.

When You can't Handle things,

Put those hands Together and Pray to ALLAH...!

Umeed e toba

.

Umeed_e_toba pr ho chukay bohat Gunah,

Mohlat_e_toba mil rahi hy, toufeeq_e_toba kiyun nahin...?

11 batein

"11" baatein
"11" baaton ko khatam kr deti hain

1.Shirk
Emaan ko

2.Tauba
Gunah ko

3.Dukh
Zindagi ko

4.Ghussa
Aqal ko

5.Sadqa
Musibat ko

6.Chugli
Dosti ko

7.Namaz
Be-Hayai ko

8.Neki
Badi ko

9.Jhoot
Rizq ko

10.Zulm
Insaaf ko

Or

11.Takabur
Aamal ko

Achi baat phelana sadqa jaria hy.

Zindagi do din ki hai

Zindgi 2din ki hy

1Din Tmhre HAQ me
1Din Tmhre khilaf

Js Din Tmhre HAQ m ho us Din Ghror mat krna

or jb Tmhre khilaf ho us Din sabr kr lena.

Palkain Neend Se BojhaL Zarur Hein Lekin!

Palkain Neend Se BojhaL Zarur Hein Lekin! ("DOST")

Tjy Yad Kiye Bina So Jaen Ye Mumkin Nai.

/""'\ /""/ G0OD \/IGHT /___/\____/

Chaleng 4 u and ur all friends

Chaleng 4 u and ur all friends.
agar answr nahi aata to sms karna chor dena.
CHALENG.
1 Larky ne 1 Larki ko date k lye HOTAL main bolaya larki nai ai larka larki k ghar gya or table par beth kar machs ki 15 telyon sy HOTAL likha larki smj gai larki ny aik teli uthai or larky ko ans mil gya.
Agar Msg expert ho to btayo us ny kOn c teli uthai or us ko kya jawab mila.
1 Din ka TIME hai.
Reply ME.hurry up.

Aqal Bari Ya Bheins

1 Pathan Se kisi Ne Pucha: Aqal Bari Ya Bheins.?
Pathan thori Dair Sochnay k Baad:
Hum ko Pagal Mat Samjho,
Pehlay 2no ka Date Of Birth Batao....8-)

do u really think you're normal...?

You're a normal person if you;
1- have a facebook account.
2- have a mobile phone.
4- you're wasting time reading this.
5- u didnt notice that there is no number 3.
7- u went to check if number 3 is there.
8- where is number 6?
9- u r now smiling. =]
10- where is number 1?
11- lol, u went to check number 1
12- do u really think you're normal...?

Wife: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon... .

Wife: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon...
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Husband : Arey!!!!

Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...??:D

Power of Mathematics

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws
but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all
reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all
forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came said

Let’s Suppose that the Box is Open. . !

Choro ishq mein kya rakha hai Faraz..

Choro ishq mein kya rakha hai Faraz..

kabi Ammi naraz,

te kadi Abba naraz.

Bujha lo apny seenay se ishq ki pyas,
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Imli Alu bukharay ka shrbat

5rupy glass

EK Buzurg Se Kisi Ne Poocha! Aap Hamesha Zameen Pe Q Beth'te Hain?

EK Buzurg Se Kisi Ne Poocha! Aap Hamesha Zameen Pe Q Beth'te Hain?

Buzurg Ne Bohat Khoobsurat Jawab Diya:
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"BETA. . .

tenu ki takleef ae?"

Barasti barishon se bus mujhay itni si nisbat hai..,,

Barasti barishon se bus mujhay itni si nisbat hai..,,

K iss tarha ka ek mausam mere andar B rehta hai...!!Good morning...

BECHARA MARD?

BECHARA MARD?

Agr aurat pr hath uthaye to Zalim,

Aurat se Pit jaye to Buzdil,

Aurat ko kisi ke 7 dekh ker larai kre to Jelous,

Chup rahe to Be-gairat,

Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara,

Ghar me rahe to Nakara,

Bachon ko dante to sangdil,

Na dante to Laparwah,

Aurat ko naukri se roke to Shakki Mizaj,

Na rokey to biwi ki kamai khanewala,

Maa ki mane to Maa ka Chamcha,

Biwi ki sune to Joru ka Gulam

Na Jane Kab Aayga,

"HAPPY MEN'S DAY".

Ay Dil Tu Dharak Magar Itna Tou Zara Soch

Ay Dil Tu Dharak Magar Itna Tou Zara Soch...

Tere Jazbaat Aur hain, Mere Halaat Aur Hain.

Jane kyA baat jhalakti hai mere chehre se d0st

Jane kyA baat jhalakti hai mere chehre se d0st

k har shakhs mujy aazmana chahta hai. . . . .!!!

Suraj ki phli kiran

Aaj Suraj ki phli kiran "KHUSHI"de apko
2sri.
kiran
"Hnsi"de apko
3sri.kiran
"Tandrusti"de apko
4th.kiran
"Kamyabi"dy
Ap ko.
Bus ab zyada nhi
phir grmi lgy gi Apko.
"GOOD MORNING"
Have a nice day

Na Swaal_e_Wasl, Na Arz_e_Gham

Na Swaal_e_Wasl, Na Arz_e_Gham,

Na Hikaayten, Na Shikaayten..!

Tery Ehd men, DIL_e_ZAAR k, sbi Ikhtyaar Chaly gaye.

light chali gai ,a,gai...

Aao baatain karain
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,
,
Light chali gai ay,
Light aa gai ay,
light jan vali ay,
light an valli ay,
light nai ai,
light nai gai,
light ja v sakdi a,
light aa v sakdi a,
light dim aa rai a,
light tez aa rai a,
light aa Q nai rai,
light jaa Q nai rai,
O gai j,
O i j,
Pyary Pakistan ki pyari batain...

Aankh Khülle To, Chehra Meri MÅÅ Ka Ho

" BEST SMS " Aankh Khülle To, Chehra Meri MÅÅ Ka Ho. Aankh Band Ho To, SapnA Meri MÅÅ Ka Ho. Main Mar Jaün To, Ghüm Nahein Lekin... Kaffan Mille To, DOPATTAMeri MÅÅ Ka Ho... Rab Ne MÅÅ Ko
Yeh AZMAT Kamal
Di, IS Ki DUA Se Aai
MUSSIBAT B
Taal Di. QURAN Mein
MÅÅ K Payar KiRab Ne asi
Missaal Di, JANNAT Utha K
MÅÅ K QADMON
Mein Daal DI..

3 impossiblities

3 impossiblities
-ap apne bal nahi count kr skty
-ap apni eyes nhi dho skty
-zuban bhr ho to ap sans nahi ly skty
Andar kar lay kutta lag rha hai:ha ha ha

Ay Dil Tu Dharak Magar

Ay Dil Tu Dharak Magar Itna Tou Zara Soch...

Tere Jazbaat Aur hain, Mere Halaat Aur Hain.

tanhai ki raten

""Tanhai Ki Raten Kat Hi Jaen Gi Itne B Hum Majboor Nhi,,

Dohra Kr Teri Baaton Ko Kabhi Hans Lain Gy Kabhi Ro Lain Gy. ..

GOOD NIGHT..

Sooraj nikal a...!!

"Boht" staya" hy"Raat bhar kisi" ki" be-bas" yadon" ny. "Ay" Sooraj
" ab" to" nikal" aa" k" aur" roya" nhe" jata..

koi ayib nahin

Dosti me khud kojhuka dena koi ayib nahi. . .

"dost"

chamaktasooraj bhi doob jata hai CHAND ki khatir:)
good morning

Gheebat Krne Wala Sbse Akhir Mein Janat Mein Jaega

Gheebat Krne Wala Sbse Akhir Mein Janat Mein Jaega (Chahy Toba b Krly)
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Wo Sbse Pehly Dozkh Mein Dakhil hoga
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Dozkh Mein Uspr kharish ka Azab Musalat Kr Dia Jaega
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0r Uske NakhoN Taanbe K 0r NokdaR honge
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Js Se Wo Apny Chehre 0r Seene k0 khurach kr Zkhmi krdega
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Wo iS Qadr Aaho Baka krega k Baaki Dozakhi Us Se Tang Ajaenge.
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Jski Ghebt hui Wo khud Maf Krde To ALLAH b Maf kr deta ha.
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Islaye Agr Mene Kbi Apki Gebt ki ho, GhalibaN ki b Hogi
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To Plz Mje Maf kr Dain Q k Agr Ap Maaf kar Do Gy To Allah B Maaf kr Dega.
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ZubaN Se Zaror Kahey "Maaf kar Diya"
JAZAKALLAH...

Dua;Umr k smundr mein..

(Dua)
Umr k smundr mein,
.
Roshni ki khwaish mein,
.
Waqt k sitare hain,
.
Jiss Khuda ne ye Dharti,
.
Ye Falak sanware hain,
.
Us se ilteja hai ye,
.
Or meri Dua hai ye,
.
K wo ap ki qismat mein,
.
ILM ki rida likh de,
.
WAQT ki ada likh de,
.
PYAR ki inteha likh de,
.
RIZQ bepanah likh de,
.
MAA ki dua likh de,
.
aur
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Apni RAZA likh dy. (Ameen)
Good nite

subha bakheir

,:**:,,:**:,
*, ,* GÖÖD "*,,,*" MörÑìñG
Zìñdågì Tü Hì
ßåtå Késé
Tüjh Py
Aétßar Kårööñ?
Térì Hår SÜßHÅ
Mérì Umår
Ghåtåå Détì Håì,
SÜßHÅ ßÅKHÅIR.

Good morning

____*G*_____
*O*_____*O*
____*D*_____
____*M*_____
*O*_____*R*
____*N*_____
*I*______*N*
____*G*_____
"ASALAM-O-ALAIKUM"

Madam Kathrine Bridges

Today when every body will try to make fool others but all of the students are forgetting something.........
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yr aaj Madam Kathrine Bridges (wife of Mr.Chips) ki barsi ha...bhol gay second year ma kitna khuwar hvy thy...:-D

Jawan ki toba

Hazrat Mohammad <S.A.A.W>Ne Frmya:
Jb Ek Jwaan insan Toba Krta Hy To Mashriq Se Mghrib Tk K
Qbristano Me Se 40 Dino Tk Azab Hta Lia Jata Hy.
APP (S.A.A.W) ne farmaya:
ALLAH us k chehray ko roshan karay jo hadis sun k agay pohnchae
(iBN-E-MAJA)

Quran ke 2 saffon ki fazeelat

Quran k 2 saffy rozana parhen, saal mai 2 Quran mukml ho jate hai. jb ap is msg ko 4wrd krne lagainge to shetan ap ko roke ga. lets see: what you do...,
Good morning

Dosti....

Masroof hum bhi buhat hain zindagi ki uljhanon mein... {« doste is life »}
Par uljhanon mein doston ko bhula dena dosti nahin hoti.
Gud nite....

AE DOST

~"AE DOST"
¤-Mèr¡ z¡ñdåg¡ kå nåsèèb hø tùm!
¤-Mùjhè såb sè zyådå åzìz hø tùm!
¤-Mèrè D¡l k ¡tñè kårèéb hø tùm!
¤-K mèr¡ hår Dùå må¡ shårèék hø tùm...!!!i
Gud ni8e

Papu Mehman....

Papu ke Ghar dost aaya.
Papu:
Kya piyo ge,
Chai ya bottle?
Dost:
Bottle
Papu:
Pepsi ya Fanta?
Dost:
Pepsi
Papu:
Glass main ya bottle main?
Dost:
Glass main
Papu:
Sheeshe ka ya Plastic ka?
Dost:
Sheeshe ka
Papu:
Design wala ya plain?
Dost:
Design wala
Papu:
Flower wala ya Butterfly?
Dost:
Flower
Papu:
Gulaab ya Chambeli?
Dost:
Gulaab
Papu:
Red ya white?
Dost:
Red
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Papu:
Sorry yaar woh to nahin hai.;-)

AYATUL-KURSI ki Fazeelat

Jab Huzoor S.A.W.W k Visaal ka waqt qareeb aya to apne Hazrat Izrail (A.S) se pucha k"Kya meri umat ko B mout ki itni taklef bardasht karni parey gi"tu Farishte ne kaha JEE to Apki Aankh mubarak se Aansu jaari ho gaye to Allah ne farmaya"AE MOHAMMAD S.A.W.W Apki ummat agr her namaz k foran baad AYATUL-KURSI parhegi tu mout k waqt uska 1 paoo dunya M hoga or1 jannat Me
"Plz send2 every1 (agr kisi 1 ne B amal krliya to Ap k Liye SADQA-e-JARIA. banjayega)

FUNNY GHAZAL

"FUNNY GHAZAL"
Bn k bistr boria,
Asi te chally Koria.
Bijli etthy rehndi nai,
Poori kise di pendi nai,
har koi etthy ro riya,
Bn k bistr boria,
asi te chally koria.
Har koi etthy Darda ay
Nale bhukka Marda ay
Pendu howe ya Lahoria
Bn k bistr boria
Asi ty chally Koria
Hr paasy chor Bzari ay
Pehle Nawaz fair Mushrf ty hun Zrdari ay.
Hr koi mulk nu kha riya.
Bn k bistr boria asi ty chaly koria.
Jy tusi vi jana koria
Ty bn lo bistr boria.:-:-),~

Wo chand chehry wo behki batain....

Wo chand chehry wo behki batain,
sulagty din thy mehkti raatain,
Wo choty choty sy kaghazon py. . ., muhabbaton k payaam likhna,
Gulab chehron sy dil lagana,
Wo chupky chupky nazar milana,
Wo arzou'on k khwab bun'na,
Wo qissa-e- naa tamaam likhna...
Mery nagar ki hasin fizaao!
Kahin jo un ka nishan pao
To poochna k kahan basy wo? kahan hai un ka? qayam likna...
Kabhi kitaabon main phool rakhna,
Kabhi darakhton py naam likhna,
Hamain bhi hai yaad aaj tak wo! nazar se harf-e-salaam likhna..

Hum Na Badlein Gay kbi

'''Hum Na Badlein Gay kbi Waqt ki Raftaar kay Sath....'''Ay dost'''
HUm Jab Bhi Milen gay Andaz Purana Hoga.

Pakistani...:P

1 Japani ne Pakistan me TAXI hire ki.
Raste se jate huwe Toyota guzri.
Japani bola:
Toyota Made in Japan
Very Fast.
Phir Honda guzri
Japani bola:
Honda Made in Japan
Very Fast.
Phir Prado guzri:
Japani bola:
Prado Made in Japan
Very Fast.
Taxi Driver ko bohot ghussa aya
Jab Japani Taxi se utarne laga
to Kiraya pucha:
Taxi Drivr:
Rs'4,000.
Japani:
What.?
Why so much Money.?
Driver:
Taxi Meter Made in Pakistan
Very Very Fast.:-)

Mufflasi k din hain, wafa bechni hai.

DIL se dua mango kameeno dil se :)

To All My Frnds,

Who Love me

and

Pray For Me..

ur Prayers r Not Working...

Because

I Am Still single:-D

DIL se dua mango kameeno dil se :).

GAGGAR KHURD...!!!

BREAKING NEWS:

18 din k bad Pakistan ki mashoor-o-maroof hasti janab. '' < Your name > "

Hr sal ki tarah is sal b namaz-e-Eid apne abahi gaon "GAGGAR" main hi adaa karenge

Namaz k bad Khas-o-aam Logon se Eid b milen gy

Aur eidi b taqseem karey gaye

Camera man Raja Pravize Ashraf k sath

Asif ALi Zardari

GEO News

"GAGGAR KHURD"

David and Michael ; Michael win!

David n Michael were lost in the Sahara desert.They were dying of thirst when they saw a masjid

David said: "Look, let's pretend v r Muslims,

otherwise we'll not get any food or drink. I m going to call myself "Ahmed."

Michael refused to change his name, and said:I will not pretend to be other than but what I am!"

The Imam of masjid received both wel n asked abt their names.

David said:"My name is Ahmed"

Michael said :"My name is Michael"

The Imam turned to his helpers and said: 'Please bring food and water for Michael only'

than he turned to David and said: "Dear Ahmed

RAMADAN MUBARAk" :-D

Lo ji.....!!!

L0 ji . . bus 29 r0zay reh gaiy. .

pata e ni laga..:-)

BV Iss saal Rozay Rakho Gay?

BV Iss Saal RoZay Rakho Gay?

Shohar Nahi

BV Or NaMaz Prhogy

Shohar Mushkil Hy

BV Or Aftari Kro gy?

Shohr: Zahir hai,Kia Bilkul he kafir ho Jaon...,...

Ramadan Ka chand....

Ramzan Ka Chaand Mubarik Ho...

May ALLAH Bless you & your family with his unlimited blessings, Aameen.

Stay Blessed,

Please remember me in your prayers.

Shab-e-Braat | Sorry

==.S0rry.==

"SHAB-E-BRAAT" Nazdeek hai..

Hamara nama-e-aamal tabdeel hone wala hain..

Yaani hamari zindagi ki 1 or kitaab band hone wali hai..

Main nahi chate. k meri kitaab Aap se maafi mangne se pehly band hojay..

Ager mujh se koi galti ho gai ho to plz dil sy maaf kar dain plz...!

sorry...

Janu Janu...!!!

Why Pakistan in crises?

Bcz

5% boys r busy in study

3% in job

Only 2% r playing hockey, chess, tennis, cricket

The other 90% r busy in playing Janu Janu.

G Janu,

Bolo Janu,

Nraz na ho Janu,

Plz bolo na Janu,

Ajao na Janu,

Man jao na janu,

Mai marjaon ga Janu,

Janu Janu

Janu Janu ;-) :-D

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