Janu Janu...!!!

Why Pakistan in crises?

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Bcz

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5% boys r busy in study

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3% in job

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Only 2% r playing hockey, chess, tennis, cricket

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&

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The other 90% r busy in playing Janu Janu.

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G Janu,

Bolo Janu,

Nraz na ho Janu,

Plz bolo na Janu,

Ajao na Janu,

Man jao na janu,

Mai marjaon ga Janu,

Janu Janu

Janu Janu ;-) :-D

How to Kill an Ant?

Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole
After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks