Showing posts with label Zardari SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zardari SMS. Show all posts

Ajeeb khawab dekha hai...


Khawab

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!"""""""""""""!

Ajeeb khawab dekha hai

Mufti Munib keh rahe thay ke is sal Eid nahi ho gi

Q K Zardari ne Chand beich dia hy:)

Abba unh chala aari


Happy girl

"Real story"

"Kya pyar krna itna bara gunah hy

1 Larka or Larki
ek dusre se boht pyar krte they.

Larki k bap ko pta chal gya
wo guse pe qabu na rakh ska
or Lrki ko utha k le aya or Larki se kha"
Tujhe Mn Aaj wo sza dunga k
Ishq krne walon k Liye Nishan-E-Ibrat hoga

Osne Larki ko zamen pr Lita k bjli se chlne wali aari uski gardan k pas kr k abi chlai hi thi k
Achank



LIGHT chali gai
Or
Larki ne nara lgaya
G.O Zardari.

FUNNY GHAZAL


Funny ghazal

"FUNNY GHAZAL"
Bn k bistr boria,
Asi te chally Koria.
Bijli etthy rehndi nai,
Poori kise di pendi nai,
har koi etthy ro riya,
Bn k bistr boria,
asi te chally koria.
Har koi etthy Darda ay
Nale bhukka Marda ay
Pendu howe ya Lahoria
Bn k bistr boria
Asi ty chally Koria
Hr paasy chor Bzari ay
Pehle Nawaz fair Mushrf ty hun Zrdari ay.
Hr koi mulk nu kha riya.
Bn k bistr boria asi ty chaly koria.
Jy tusi vi jana koria
Ty bn lo bistr boria.:-:-),~

Mashar : overtime laga raha hoon....


Mashar : overtime laga raha hoon....
Macher ne 1 Admi ko din me kat lia,

Admi: Tum to raat me kaat'te thay?

Macher bola:Zardari ka daur hai,

Ghar k Halaat kharab hain,

overtime laga raha hoon......

GAGGAR KHURD...!!!


eid milo

BREAKING NEWS:
18 din k bad Pakistan ki mashoor-o-maroof hasti janab. '' < Your name > "
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Namaz k bad Khas-o-aam Logon se Eid b milen gy
Aur eidi b taqseem karey gaye
Camera man Raja Pravize Ashraf k sath
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"GAGGAR KHURD"