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PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi...



destroy physics


What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi

Student own paper


no stress to solve this paper
Aakhir kab tak students par zulm hota rahega..?

Ab hamin aese papers chahiyin..
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Total marks 50
Choose the correct answer
1.tere mast mast_____nain
(5.2.3)
2.____badnam hoi darling tere liye
(munni,kaki,bachi)
3.maa ka ladla____gaya
(sudhar,bigir,ujar)
4.aj____jora paa saddi farmaish te
(kaala,laal,peela)
5._____ki jawani
(shafila,sheela, anila)
New pattern fwd to all students and teachers. ;-
Hmara khawb parha lekha punjab.

Mathemtician become producer


Mathemtician become producer
if mathematicians become film producers, movie titles wil be..

*Kabhi Limit Kabhi Continuity :-P

*Mein Quadratic Equation Ki Deewani Hoon ;-(

*Calculus Wale Vector Le Jayenge B-)

*Ham Solution Nikaal Chukey Sanam;-)

*Hamara Differential Aap Ke Paas Hai;-(

*I Hate Logarithm Stories:-P

*Ajab Algebra Ki Ghazab Kahani :->

*Once Upon a Time in Trignometry:-D

*3 Variables ;-)

*My Name Is Integration and I Am Not a Derivative%-)

Power of Mathematics



Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws
but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all
reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all
forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came said





Let’s Suppose that the Box is Open. . !


Madam Kathrine Bridges



Today when every body will try to make fool others but all of the students are forgetting something.........
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yr aaj Madam Kathrine Bridges (wife of Mr.Chips) ki barsi ha...bhol gay second year ma kitna khuwar hvy thy...:-D