Pathan 5 star hotal me raha.

1 Pathan 1st time 5 star hotal main raat thehra,
subha waiter se poocha:
yaha washroom nhi hai?

Waiter ne washroom ka darwaza khol k dikhaya k, ye jo hai?

Pathan:
Is main
bathrom ki jaga kaha hai?

Waiter ne kamod ki taraf ishara kia k ye hai.....

Pathan:
O khudaya is main to hum ne raat ko aam bhigo kar rakhe thay thande
hone k liye.... :D

Pathan ka pyar

Pathan apne hath pe blade se LARKI ka naam likh raha tha k Achank ZOR ZOR se rone laga

Dost:
Payar karta hai to rota q hai?
Pathan:
Spelling galat ho Gaye... :-D;-)

Pathan is greater than newton...

Pathan is greater than Newton:

Newton: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down??
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Pathan: there is nobody in the air to catch it.